Manchester United v Aston Villa Live!

Preamble:
So, following their preposterous comeback against their Bolton bogeymen, can Arsenal's afternoon possibly get better? Not if that means an Aston Villa victory - few visitors to Old Trafford are so feeble, so so frequently as Villa. And now that their form has collapsed in the wake of this seemingly innocuous article by harmless little me, anything other than an easy United victory seems unlikely. Still, stranger things have happened. Indeed, if you've heard of any such stranger things, please let me know.

"The only question here is the manner of the defeat my beloved Villans will suffer today," sobs George Tempelton correctly. "Will they hold out for 65+ minutes against the Mancs like they did in the FA Cup before capitulating? Or will they threaten an upset and take an early lead like they did in the first league fixture only for the game to collapse like the American dollar and get stuffed? Or will they just be thumped completely for 90 minutes like most of the time they play stinking Man U?"