Manchester United v Tottenham - Live!

Of course some would argue that Spurs' 5-1 demolition job on their north London rivals is the biggest story to emerge from White Hart Lane this week. I was certainly arguing as much to anyone who gave a damn. And then I saw this.

Hello and welcome to what has all the makings of an absolute belter and will thus almost inevitably fall flat on its behind and dribble out into the kind of 0-0 draw that makes you glad you stayed at home and watched the paint dry. But, hey, somethings got to give, hasn't it? Since losing to West Ham on December 29, United have won their last four matches without conceding a goal, while Spurs have won three in a row in all competitions and are still cock-a-hoop after getting Arsenal Under-13s in a headlock on Wednesday, nicking their dinner money and shoving their heads down the toilet to reach the Carling Cup final. I'm going for United to win 3-2, just for the hell of it.