Your Momma Jokes

Very funny....
1) Your momma is so fat she weighed herself on the scale and the scale said one at a time please

2) Your momma is so fat that when we had sex I burned my as* on the light bulb

3) Your momma is so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

4) Your momma is like a protractor, she has sex at any angle

5) Your momma shagged a policeman so fast he gave her a speeding ticket

By Amar Akbar
Published: 1/24/2008
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