Newcastle United v Bolton Wanderers
Welcome to the third part of the Guardian Unlimited Sport triptych Third Coming: on Wednesday He arrived in a helicopter, yesterday He arrived through a door, today He will get down to business. Follow the action here from 5pm; kick off is at 5.15pm.
Michael Owen, author of autobiography I Want To Kill Kevin Keegan For Having The Audacity To Drop Me, is captain: Given, Carr, Taylor, Cacapa, Enrique, Milner, Rozehnal, N'Zogbia, Duff, Owen, Ameobi.
There is another team playing, and they include new singings Gretar Steinsson and Matt Taylor: Jaaskeliainen, Steinsson, A O'Brien, Michelak, Gardner, Guthrie, J O'Brien, Nolan, McCann, Taylor, Davies.
Welcome to the third part of the Guardian Unlimited Sport triptych Third Coming. On Wednesday He flew in by helicopter; yesterday He walked through a door; today He will plonk himself in the dugout and get down to business. To celebrate the occasion, we are proud to unveil the Guardian Unlimited Newcastle United Fantasy-o-meter®:
A: Beardsley and Ginola B: Wor Jackie and Bobby Dazzler C: Mirandinha and Darren Jackson D: Cacapa and Joey Barton F: Oh dear
The Geordie Messiah's first day back at work begins at 5.15pm.
There is another team playing, and they include new singings Gretar Steinsson and Matt Taylor: Jaaskeliainen, Steinsson, A O'Brien, Michelak, Gardner, Guthrie, J O'Brien, Nolan, McCann, Taylor, Davies.
Welcome to the third part of the Guardian Unlimited Sport triptych Third Coming. On Wednesday He flew in by helicopter; yesterday He walked through a door; today He will plonk himself in the dugout and get down to business. To celebrate the occasion, we are proud to unveil the Guardian Unlimited Newcastle United Fantasy-o-meter®:
A: Beardsley and Ginola B: Wor Jackie and Bobby Dazzler C: Mirandinha and Darren Jackson D: Cacapa and Joey Barton F: Oh dear
The Geordie Messiah's first day back at work begins at 5.15pm.
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