Fulham v Chelsea - Live!
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The minute-by-minute New Years Day Gah!-ometer:
1 Gah! - Spending £12 on tickets to an "exclusive" New Year's Eve party that turns out to be 500 people packed into a scouts' hut
2 Gahs! - Waking up and realizing you have half-an-hour to get to work and cover the Fulham v Chelsea game
3 Gahs! - Realizing that Fulham will probably pick the deadly Davis/Davies combination in midfield, the enemy of typo-tastic minute-by-minute reporters everywhere
4 Gahs! - Realizing you're going to miss Mary Poppins and Sister Act 2
5 Gahs! - Realizing you've started a riff with no final killer gag. Actually, with no killer gags. Actually with no gags.
1 Gah! - Spending £12 on tickets to an "exclusive" New Year's Eve party that turns out to be 500 people packed into a scouts' hut
2 Gahs! - Waking up and realizing you have half-an-hour to get to work and cover the Fulham v Chelsea game
3 Gahs! - Realizing that Fulham will probably pick the deadly Davis/Davies combination in midfield, the enemy of typo-tastic minute-by-minute reporters everywhere
4 Gahs! - Realizing you're going to miss Mary Poppins and Sister Act 2
5 Gahs! - Realizing you've started a riff with no final killer gag. Actually, with no killer gags. Actually with no gags.
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