Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Facts Till Now

Ok, My brother just stopped a marathon fourteen hours of reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Harrows, and has been irritating me over messenger about what's going on in the book.

Verbatim, he says:

"neil_v_dsilva: there's a definite tinge of the holocaust in harry potter 7
neil_v_dsilva: look, voldemort takes over the ministry of magiv
neil_v_dsilva: and then they round up all Muggle-Borns
neil_v_dsilva: in much the same way
neil_v_dsilva: and harry rounds up these people in his fight
neil_v_dsilva: against voldy
neil_v_dsilva: and there is a mission impossible touch too
neil_v_dsilva: harry, ron and hermione infiltrating the ministry"

Ok, so we got Holocaust, and even some fast paced action like MI-3. Depending on what you call fast paced, I consider my bro to be so out of the action league. However, he's on the two hundredth page and this is the list of people who have died.

!Spoiler Warning!

1: Muggle Studies professor Charity Burbage Dead By Voldermort.
2: Hedwig (poor dear, now the PETA can rest in peace),
3: This one is an injury, a permanent one: George Weasley, ear cut off by dark magic by Snape himself. The iPod will be the same for him again.. poor kid.
4: Mad-Eye Moody --- !!!!!! --- Yesss!!!! - Body not found - Magic eye is used to sneak upon the people working in the Ministry of Magic office.
5: Ollivander the Wand maker - this one is doubtful at this moment, Harry dreams about him being tortured by Voldermort (he he, no S/M, as yet, remember this started out as a children's book, But JK, you be good and meet John Norman and Templeton right about now).
6: Rufus Scrimgeour is the next to be tortured and killed by the Death Eaters, and finally.
7.Gregorovitch, the Russian wandmaker, and his entire family comprising of wife and two children

Other important aspects:

The meaning of the RAB on the back cover is that Sirius Black's brother is discovered - initials - Regulus Arcturus Black.

Oh, and yes, Snape becomes headmaster of Hogwarts. Kreacher helps Harry, Ron and Hermione immensely in knowing the whereabouts of the Slytherin's locket Horcrux, so we can easily take him home to meet our moms. Oh, and Dolores Umbridge has the horcrux.

There are two marriages too, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. With that kinda name baby, I have doubts about this Remus guy, but anyway. Bill Weasley marries Fleur DeLacour. Finally:

neil_v_dsilva: and dolores umbridge runs the show at the ministry of magic
neil_v_dsilva: even dudley dursley turns out to be good
neil_v_dsilva: good to harry, i mean

So, I know the formatting of this article sucked, but you have to excuse me, I was writing and pasting, pasting and writing from the messenger window. But if you read it till here, you didn't care anyway (I so wanted to say this one day). I even typed the name of the book wrong and had to reach back, so be good.

Enjoy.

Oh, finisher joke:

neil_v_dsilva: and i dont want my name there too
neil_v_dsilva: i dont want to incite JK's ire
neil_v_dsilva: she may ban me from getting any more of her books

My question:

Roy: exactly now will she do this?

Laugh.