Wimbledon 2007: Hantuchova v Serena Williams - Live!

Shock revelation! Jelena Jankovic likes shopping! She does not, on the other hand, like Jamie Murray. Or at least not in that way. Still, could be quite a tasty doubles pairing I reckon. And if they ever did get together they'd probably have some pretty handy tennis-playing offspring. Looks like we've got a bit of time to kill here, so lets fritter it some of it away speculating about which two athletes would produce the ultimate sporting offspring. I reckon Shaq and Paula Radcliffe - size and endurance.

So the score right now is: Hantuchova* 1-1 Williams. And, typically, approximately 6.2s before the coverage did switch over, the heavens opened again, so it looks like we'll be waiting a little longer.

Preamble. Sort of: Hello. In this interactive age of red buttons, self-recording televisions and Tim Westwood soundboards, you might have thought that we could somehow work out a way to get a live feed of Serena Williams's match against Daniela Hantuchova from the start. Sadly, you would be wrong, so we've had to wait for the BBC to spread its coverage across two channels to start our own commentary the match.