Your Momma

You wish you wouldn’t laugh after reading...
Your momma is so stupid she exercises when she can get liposuction.

Your mommas so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.

Your mommas so fat she had to go to SeaWorld to get baptized.

Your mommas so fat if she weighed another 5 kilos she could get group insurance.

By usux usux
Published: 6/1/2007		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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