Yo Momma Jokes

Pretty funny I think!!!
Yo mommas so poor her Christmas tree was a twig!!!

Yo mommas so fat, she weighs more than a genius's iq!!!

Yo mommas so fat, she can’t go to Italian restaurants because she thinks that skinny people are spaghetti!!!

I'll be back with even more!!!

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in Wal-Mart and starved to death!!!

Yo mommas so fat, she jumped off a cliff and when she landed in the ocean the whales started singing, we are family!!!

Your mommas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested because the cops thought she was mooning them!!!

Yo mommas so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!!!

Yo mommas so fat when she went swimming after she got out of the pool there was no water left!!!

No worries, I’ll be back for more!!!

By Sara musikk
Published: 5/29/2007

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