Yo Mama
Fun jokes...
Yo mama is so fat she rolls over both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat it takes 3 of us to hold her hand
You mama is so hairy you all mostly died of rug burns at birth!
Yo mama is so fat she put a yellow shirt on and walked by a school and all the kids said, "fu** we missed the bus!"
Yo mama is so old god said let there be light and he told mom get out of my dam way cow!
Yo mama is so poor that in church they said, 'free will offering" and she said, wooooo I need offering
Yo mama is so fat it takes 3 of us to hold her hand
You mama is so hairy you all mostly died of rug burns at birth!
Yo mama is so fat she put a yellow shirt on and walked by a school and all the kids said, "fu** we missed the bus!"
Yo mama is so old god said let there be light and he told mom get out of my dam way cow!
Yo mama is so poor that in church they said, 'free will offering" and she said, wooooo I need offering


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