Yo Mamma's Soooooo Fat, Old And Ugly

These jokes will have you laughing off your seat if you’re still on it after you read them…
Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a burger popped out of George Washington’s nose!!!!!

Your mamma's so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mamma's so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate.

By kevin judiby
Published: 3/21/2007 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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