Yo Mama
A couple burns to get back at the kid who always diss' your mother.
YO, Momma is:
* So dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Where's my gumball?"
* So fat she has to where two watches, one for each timezone.
* So old she farts dust.
* So short she jumped off a curb and committed suicide.
* So ugly she went to a scarefest and was handed a job application.
* So ugly she went to an ugly competition and was turned away "Sorry no professionals!"
* So fat she put on a yellow coat and people around her yelled "Taxi, Taxi!"
* So dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Where's my gumball?"
* So fat she has to where two watches, one for each timezone.
* So old she farts dust.
* So short she jumped off a curb and committed suicide.
* So ugly she went to a scarefest and was handed a job application.
* So ugly she went to an ugly competition and was turned away "Sorry no professionals!"
* So fat she put on a yellow coat and people around her yelled "Taxi, Taxi!"
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