Best of Yo Mama Jokes 5
You guys have been emailing me for more jokes...Sorry, I was busy when I got the messages... :( Anyways, here's some good jokes. XD
Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.
Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater.
Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks.
Yo mama ain’t so bad...she gives me the hair off her back!
Hey, If you want more jokes, (I promise I’ll reply) Email me at Sephiroth112X@yahoo.com
Check out my myspace here
You got MSN? Add me if you want: Sephiroth112X@yahoo.com
If you guys like anime, send me a message. I'll RP with you…or something.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.
Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater.
Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks.
Yo mama ain’t so bad...she gives me the hair off her back!
Hey, If you want more jokes, (I promise I’ll reply) Email me at Sephiroth112X@yahoo.com
Check out my myspace here
You got MSN? Add me if you want: Sephiroth112X@yahoo.com
If you guys like anime, send me a message. I'll RP with you…or something.
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