Yo Mama

Nasty jokes...
Yo mamas so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo mamas so nasty, even MIKE ROW won't do her
Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs!
Yo mamas so stupid she thought Magic Johnson was a magician's d*ck.
Yo mamas so fat.......................... DAMN!

By Robert Rocha
Published: 12/15/2006
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yo mama so stupid she went looking for Colonial Mustard in the Grocery store!
get a life
get laid!
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