101 Love Positions and a Love Test- Ready Honey?

101 ways to please
or is it all just a tease?
I guess you'll have to read
to see!

Love tests
ready honey?
Got the map
made a study?
Will you pass
or are you a dud-ie?

Are there really
101 love positions?
Are you sure
about your addition?

Ready set love secure
know your mate
for at least one year?
Is your lover as you think
or will he one day
most assuredly
cause you to drink?

Can she do it upside down
off the walls
or on the ground?
Wear a smile
replace that frown?
Do a twirl
without a sound?

Are there really 101
ways to please a lover?

Under sheets
or without covers.
In the dark
or lighted room
is that your neighbor
or is that the groom?

Can you, will you
do all now
climb a mountain
milk a cow
are you really who I want
or are you just another jaunt?

Is there more?
Gads what a chore!
101 ways
to please a lover!

Deciding which
without a hitch
might be something
we might miss.
Counting down to 99
at 55
are we still alive?

Are there REALLY
101 love positions?

Taking in the plan at hand
striking up that marching band
with all that sweat we'll need a fan.

All bets are on
so spot me honey!
After this gig
you'll owe me money!
I've spent some time
in books and TV
and am quite ready for a
101 spree.

Lots of laughs
and lots of gasps
I knew deep down
ohhh...
I could not last.

Remember all about that test?
I think I'll put it all to rest
on 25 oh man alive
my back snapped
as I tried to comply.
I'm not as young as I once was
I am in fact a turtle dove.
I'm perched on a wire...
OH NO!
Not position 45er!
No oh no...
a plan...
to retire!

Are there REALLY 101 love positions?
101 ways to please a lover?

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ABOUT Kathy Ostman-Magnusen

I paint and sculpt female fantasy art and map faery tale adventures. I dream of beautiful women on canvas and art of exotic women.

I have illustrated for Hay House Inc.,"Women Who Do Too Much" CARDS taken from Anne Wilson Schaef's book. I also illustrated for Neil Davidson, who was considered for the Pulitzer Prize in feature writing, and several other publications. My paintings are collected worldwide.

For Original art, I am represented by:
Monkdogz Urban Art, Inc., 547 West 27th Street, 5th floor,
New York, NY 10001

Giclee canvas art work, greeting cards & posters are available for sale on my website: http://www.kathysart.com

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